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Old 06-05-2009, 06:29 AM
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Default That's No Bull!

My wife and I went to the Denver Stock show and one of the
first exhibits we stopped at was the breeding bulls.

We went up to the first pen and there was a sign attached that said,

“THIS BULL MATED 50 TIMES LAST YEAR.”



My wife playfully nudged me in the ribs, smiled and said,

“He mated 50 times last year. “

We walked to the second pen which had a sign attached that said,

“THIS BULL MATED 150 TIMES LAST YEAR.”



My wife gave me a healthy jab and said, “WOW, that’s more than twice a week!

You could learn a lot from him.”

We walked to the third pen and it had a sign attached that said, in capital letters,

“THIS BULL MATED 365 TIMES LAST YEAR.”



My wife was so excited that her elbow nearly broke my ribs,

and said, “That's once a day.. You could REALLY learn something

from this one.”



I looked at her and said, “Go over and ask him if it was

with the same old cow.”




My condition has been upgraded from critical to stable.

The doctor says I should eventually make a full recovery.


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