That's No Bull!
My wife and I went to the Denver Stock show and one of the
first exhibits we stopped at was the breeding bulls.
We went up to the first pen and there was a sign attached that said,
“THIS BULL MATED 50 TIMES LAST YEAR.”
My wife playfully nudged me in the ribs, smiled and said,
“He mated 50 times last year. “
We walked to the second pen which had a sign attached that said,
“THIS BULL MATED 150 TIMES LAST YEAR.”
My wife gave me a healthy jab and said, “WOW, that’s more than twice a week!
You could learn a lot from him.”
We walked to the third pen and it had a sign attached that said, in capital letters,
“THIS BULL MATED 365 TIMES LAST YEAR.”
My wife was so excited that her elbow nearly broke my ribs,
and said, “That's once a day.. You could REALLY learn something
from this one.”
I looked at her and said, “Go over and ask him if it was
with the same old cow.”
My condition has been upgraded from critical to stable.
The doctor says I should eventually make a full recovery.
“Mama always told me not to look into the eyes of the sun, but mama, that's where the fun is”
~ Manfred Mann ~