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Old 12-27-2009, 08:49 AM
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Q: WHAT DO YOU DO WITH 365 USED CONDOMS?
A: Melt them down, make a tire, and call it a Goodyear.
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Old 12-27-2009, 11:49 AM
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Q: WHAT DO YOU DO WITH 365 USED CONDOMS?
A: Melt them down, make a tire, and call it a Goodyear.
Wow.......it's no wonder most tracks are switching to Hoozier and American Racer tires

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Old 12-27-2009, 09:41 PM
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now ya know why they are called "slicks"....
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Old 12-31-2009, 10:56 AM
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What do they do with that extra little 'thingy' some of them have hanging off the end????
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Old 12-31-2009, 02:21 PM
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this could get interesting.....all thats in there is unwanted kids... call Brad & Angelina... UGHHHH
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Old 12-31-2009, 04:01 PM
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this could get interesting.....all thats in there is unwanted kids... call Brad & Angelina... UGHHHH
OZ
Wow, I am shocked now....You never heard of a 'french tickler'.
Oh Well...too late now.....LOL
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Old 12-31-2009, 05:20 PM
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Default Mo' Condom One-Liners

A woman was asked how she felt about condoms.
She said, "Depends on what's in it for me."

What do a gay and a bungee jumper have in common?
If the rubber breaks they're both in deep chit.

What do you call grit in a condom?
An organ grinder.

What do a coffin and a condom have in common?
They're both filled with stiffs - except one's coming and one's going.

Why are condoms like cameras?
They both capture the moment.

Why is a diploma like a condom?
It's rolled up when you get it, it represents a lot of effort, it's worthless the next day.



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Old 12-31-2009, 06:17 PM
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H~A~P~P~Y...N~E~W...Y~E~A~R...!!!May your year be full of joy and good health !
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Old 12-31-2009, 06:58 PM
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Did you know all condoms have a serial number??

NO??? guess you never unrolled it far enough.......
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