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Old 07-02-2009, 11:01 AM
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Default We miss Farrah

When Farrah passed away, she, of course went straight to heaven because, well, she WAS an angel....


At the pearly gates, she met St. Peter who welcomed her with open arms. Just before opening the gates for her, he said, "You know, you are allowed ONE wish before entering"


"Really?" said Farrah.


"Yes, anything you want to wish for will be granted." said St.. Peter.

So Farrah thought and thought and thought about it, and instead of wishing for something for herself, she said,
"Then I wish for all the children of the world to be safe forever."

POOF...........




Michael Jackson died.
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Old 07-02-2009, 12:11 PM
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Wink And......

With all the plastic in his body they will have him cremated.......

All the melted plastic will be turned into 'leggos'.......

So all the children can play with Michael for a change........

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Old 07-02-2009, 12:13 PM
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Default Here We Go Again

Now you know that is gonna upset the Mikey People all over again (that is IF they haven't put you on their "IGNORE LIST" that was advised for those who are botherd with what others say). More people should use that option if things bother them so easily - it might help them sleep at night lol.

Alot of good people died this past week or so (some WAY better than others). Lets get them all buried and move on to bigger and better things like RACING.

Got to get ready for my interview for the job opening as PITCH MAN - I'm gonna try and push BOBBY BUCKS Internationally.

Speaking about that... I might be wrong, but did someone slow down on the ad's and get others to be the PITCH MAN/WOMAN? (again, I might be wrong)

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Old 07-04-2009, 06:11 PM
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now thats just wrong. funny but wrong
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Old 07-08-2009, 05:42 AM
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Talking More ?? Ok

Being outside the other day and hearing thunder without a cloud in the sky made me wonder.
Someone told me that was not weather.

It was Elvis in heaven kicking Michaels arse for screwing around with his daughter.....


I'm done.(for now)
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Old 07-08-2009, 07:48 AM
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Default That Just Ain't Right Jimbo

Cause we all know that Michael DIDN'T Screw around wtih Elvis's Daughter, he just married her at a time when "Things" weren't going real well for him.

Now you'all be real careful... you know this "Michael Thing" is a very sensitive issue and people get their shorts all up in a wad over the slightest mention of his being "Close and Loving" toward children ? ?

There just might be more than one or two people on this board that had extremely crummy childhoods because of sexual abuse that cause them to have their own feelings about the topic. (Mindful that those that have been abused just might have different views as well - some might just be able to relate extremely close to the issue and recognize certain traits that make them feel the way they do - also, some abused people don't put their laundry out for all to see/hear because they are still dealing with it every hour/day)

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Old 07-08-2009, 09:43 AM
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less pervert, more Farrah please.

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Old 07-08-2009, 03:20 PM
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Thumbs up I Agree Todd

More Farrah....and less of the 'Shiek of Freak'

RIP Sweet Princess Farrah

-JIM-

Sorry Bob, did not know you were such a MJ fan. You are in a minority around this board though.
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Old 07-08-2009, 08:22 PM
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[Sorry Bob, did not know you were such a MJ fan. You are in a minority around this board though.
Wrong again Bucko..

Ain't no fan of MJ (DATs FER SUR).

Don't care what any court says... OJ got off / MJ got off, but doesn't mean they didn't do it... old sayin..... where there's smoke, there's FIRE....and I firmly believe there was PLENTY SMOKE (and money to pay off critical info/statements).

That's my story and I'm stickin to it.

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Old 07-08-2009, 08:46 PM
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Wrong again Bucko..

Ain't no fan of MJ (DATs FER SUR).

Don't care what any court says... OJ got off / MJ got off, but doesn't mean they didn't do it... old sayin..... where there's smoke, there's FIRE....and I firmly believe there was PLENTY SMOKE (and money to pay off critical info/statements).

That's my story and I'm stickin to it.

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Old 07-08-2009, 11:01 PM
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