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Old 09-14-2008, 08:33 PM
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Default Bandolero Haiku contest

I'm sure we are all familiar with Haiku, right? It is a 3 line Japanese poem, with 5 sylables in the first line, 7 sylables in the next, and 5 in the last.

Nothing expresses love like a poem, so since there are so many Bandolero fans here, I suggest a Haiku contest where we can express our true feelings. Here are my first entries.

They give me headaches.
It's the centrifigal clutch,
no car should have one.


They always run heats,
And get plenty of practice.
My class gets dumped on.


"Stars of tomorrow"
Tick off the fans of today.
Bring on the sprint cars!


Kidding aside, give these kids a chance to race at OSW. If I was young, I'd love to race one, and I can identify with the parents who are racing with their kids. My problem with Bandos is that they seem to take over the show, and stop the momentum in its tracks. Can they run double features on Saturday? How about running them before the Friday night show officially begins?
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Old 09-14-2008, 10:21 PM
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Rex is just jealous.
They have much more horsepower,
than his mini has.

Heard Todd just bought one
Now he can understand,
what real racing is.
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Old 09-15-2008, 05:59 AM
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I wanted to race
with the big boys in Florida
they changed the schedule.
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Old 09-15-2008, 12:23 PM
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bandolero whee
broke free from the gokart track
no quartermidgets

lawnmowers on crack
using doublestack hauler
parents have no sense

boneman has no pants
track official is angry
police called again

bandolero fun
safe fun for the little ones
haiku comes to end
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Old 09-15-2008, 02:44 PM
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Tripper, you pervert.
You and your pants fixation.
You aint gonna win.
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Old 09-15-2008, 03:34 PM
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Rex is on the lam,
Rusty has his pants in hand.
Charges filed once more

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Old 09-15-2008, 06:11 PM
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This here is your brain
This your brain on Jack tripper
have any questions

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Old 09-15-2008, 06:12 PM
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Florida beware
Im still coming to race there
EDM is wack
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Old 09-15-2008, 06:12 PM
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John Tenney needs car
anyone have a bando?
where is his hans
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Old 09-15-2008, 06:28 PM
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Seen on a new bando
a new eighty five in bones
forced to move up

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Old 09-15-2008, 08:46 PM
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I went to college . I cant write one of these guys . How you all so smart.
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Old 09-15-2008, 09:13 PM
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Ok Oval44, say it with me "5 7 5". Like this.

44 returns.
Us rednecks send him back home
Covered with tire marks.

By the way, these are supposed to be about Bandos.
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Old 09-15-2008, 09:15 PM
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Ok Oval44, say it with me "5 7 5". Like this.
All of mine fit the rhyme scheme you have to clap them out. the one you just did does not fit first line has 6 syllables
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Old 09-15-2008, 09:23 PM
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Slow Ovalracer
Brings Ministock 44
Gets lapped by Bando
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Old 09-15-2008, 09:26 PM
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Pedie buys bando
still outruns field on friday
must be big motor

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Old 09-15-2008, 09:29 PM
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I don't care if you've got the clap, "44 returns" is not 6 syllables. I think we found the problem here: a SC accent. Speakers of english consider "44" to be 3 syllables, however in the Palmetto state, it is pronounced "for-ty foe-were". Jeez, these hill billies....

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Old 09-15-2008, 09:50 PM
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Here is a real suggestion. The only way to make Bandoleros more interesting is to run their races at the same time as a stock car race. The Bandos run the infield track and the big cars run the regular track. This way, if a stockcar goes spinning down on the Bando track...excitement breaks out!
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Old 09-15-2008, 09:53 PM
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lacking horsepower
tires still squeal in corner
rex pulls his hair out
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Old 09-15-2008, 09:55 PM
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at the same time as a stock car race.
Are you asking for the mini stock division to be shamed?

"Down here at OSW Donovan Ponder outruns Rex Hollinger with with only 35 hp and half the cyllinders"
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Old 09-15-2008, 10:04 PM
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You guys are too smart,
more then this Flor-duh inbred,
better in S.C.

EDM is wack,
can outdrive oval 44,
in any racecar.

Come to F.L.A.
to race cars at Orlando
got lapped by Boneman.

Close enough
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Old 09-15-2008, 10:38 PM
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You know I couldn't write one of these to save my life in school. None the less I will still be coming down EDM. I will just be racing at orlando on the 26th and NSS on the 27th. Come hang out. Just dont be like rex, hang out with your pants on.
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Old 09-16-2008, 07:18 AM
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The judge said I had to keep them on. I will be at OSW, not sure if I can make both tracks. Were you still gonna race Desoto and CCMP?
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Old 09-25-2008, 12:34 AM
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Old 09-27-2008, 10:25 AM
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Quote:
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I'm sure we are all familiar with Haiku, right? It is a 3 line Japanese poem, with 5 sylables in the first line, 7 sylables in the next, and 5 in the last.

Nothing expresses love like a poem, so since there are so many Bandolero fans here, I suggest a Haiku contest where we can express our true feelings. Here are my first entries.

They give me headaches.
It's the centrifigal clutch,
no car should have one.


They always run heats,
And get plenty of practice.
My class gets dumped on.


"Stars of tomorrow"
Tick off the fans of today.
Bring on the sprint cars!


Kidding aside, give these kids a chance to race at OSW. If I was young, I'd love to race one, and I can identify with the parents who are racing with their kids. My problem with Bandos is that they seem to take over the show, and stop the momentum in its tracks. Can they run double features on Saturday? How about running them before the Friday night show officially begins?


Please race on day 6
Friday nights are for big cars,
not noisy small things.

The fans fell asleep,
before the first lap was done,
woke when completed.

I too fell asleep,
but noise woke me up again,
Kevin should race these.

Races are too long,
quit counting on your fingers,
I know how this works.
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Old 09-28-2008, 06:00 PM
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Quote:
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Please race on day 6
Friday nights are for big cars,
Friday is Day 6.

Saturday would be day 7.
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Old 09-28-2008, 06:57 PM
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My mistake, you smart guys always get me with that kind of stuff.
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Old 09-28-2008, 07:21 PM
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you smart guys
I wouldnt call me that. I was in the hole before I even walked through the gate at the track friday. Not exactly a wise decision to fritter away cash in the economic situation
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