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Old 12-31-2009, 05:20 PM
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Default Mo' Condom One-Liners

A woman was asked how she felt about condoms.
She said, "Depends on what's in it for me."

What do a gay and a bungee jumper have in common?
If the rubber breaks they're both in deep chit.

What do you call grit in a condom?
An organ grinder.

What do a coffin and a condom have in common?
They're both filled with stiffs - except one's coming and one's going.

Why are condoms like cameras?
They both capture the moment.

Why is a diploma like a condom?
It's rolled up when you get it, it represents a lot of effort, it's worthless the next day.

“Mama always told me not to look into the eyes of the sun, but mama, that's where the fun is”
~ Manfred Mann ~
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