Q: WHAT DO YOU DO WITH 365 USED CONDOMS?
A: Melt them down, make a tire, and call it a Goodyear.
now ya know why they are called "slicks"....
What do they do with that extra little 'thingy' some of them have hanging off the end????:huepfen024:
this could get interesting.....all thats in there is unwanted kids... call Brad & Angelina... UGHHHH
Oh Well...too late now...:sprachlos020:..LOL
Happy New Year.
Mo' Condom One-Liners
A woman was asked how she felt about condoms.
She said, "Depends on what's in it for me."
What do a gay and a bungee jumper have in common?
If the rubber breaks they're both in deep chit.
What do you call grit in a condom?
An organ grinder.
What do a coffin and a condom have in common?
They're both filled with stiffs - except one's coming and one's going.
Why are condoms like cameras?
They both capture the moment.
Why is a diploma like a condom?
It's rolled up when you get it, it represents a lot of effort, it's worthless the next day.
H~A~P~P~Y...N~E~W...Y~E~A~R...!!!May your year be full of joy and good health !
Did you know all condoms have a serial number??
NO??? guess you never unrolled it far enough.......:huepfen024:
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