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carolwicks 12-27-2009 08:49 AM

;-)
 
Q: WHAT DO YOU DO WITH 365 USED CONDOMS?
A: Melt them down, make a tire, and call it a Goodyear.

ocalasp76 12-27-2009 11:49 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by carolwicks (Post 39887)
Q: WHAT DO YOU DO WITH 365 USED CONDOMS?
A: Melt them down, make a tire, and call it a Goodyear.

Wow.......it's no wonder most tracks are switching to Hoozier and American Racer tires :sprachlos020:

-Ge Um-

carolwicks 12-27-2009 09:41 PM

and.
 
now ya know why they are called "slicks"....

ocalasp76 12-31-2009 10:56 AM

What do they do with that extra little 'thingy' some of them have hanging off the end????:huepfen024:
-GYM-

carolwicks 12-31-2009 02:21 PM

hmmmmmmm
 
this could get interesting.....all thats in there is unwanted kids... call Brad & Angelina... UGHHHH
OZ

ocalasp76 12-31-2009 04:01 PM

Huh ????
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by carolwicks (Post 40172)
this could get interesting.....all thats in there is unwanted kids... call Brad & Angelina... UGHHHH
OZ

Wow, I am shocked now....You never heard of a 'french tickler'.
Oh Well...too late now...:sprachlos020:..LOL
Happy New Year.
-JIM-

Jim Fenton 12-31-2009 05:20 PM

Mo' Condom One-Liners
 
A woman was asked how she felt about condoms.
She said, "Depends on what's in it for me."

What do a gay and a bungee jumper have in common?
If the rubber breaks they're both in deep chit.

What do you call grit in a condom?
An organ grinder.

What do a coffin and a condom have in common?
They're both filled with stiffs - except one's coming and one's going.

Why are condoms like cameras?
They both capture the moment.

Why is a diploma like a condom?
It's rolled up when you get it, it represents a lot of effort, it's worthless the next day.



:sport009:

carolwicks 12-31-2009 06:17 PM

Guess what?
 
H~A~P~P~Y...N~E~W...Y~E~A~R...!!!May your year be full of joy and good health !
OZZIE

ocalasp76 12-31-2009 06:58 PM

???
 
2 Attachment(s)
Did you know all condoms have a serial number??

NO??? guess you never unrolled it far enough.......:huepfen024:


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