Wtf?

[ovalracer44]

People log on all day but not much posting happens. Whats it take to get some good discussion going?

[carolwicks]

hard to talk when your teeth are chattering! roflllllllllll
the board is kind of slow because their isnt much going on in racing right now... wish some more drivers would come on and tell us what their plans are for 2008!
Im really looking forward to following OCALAS races this year. Hope Mike and Angie do great with dirt. wish it wasnt so far away but Jimbo will keep us informed im sure. BJ too! :aktion033:
carolwicks aka OZ

[afr]

heres a good plan
get theses guys here in 08
http://ca.youtube.com/watch?v=Z0TFvKolL64&feature=related

http://ca.youtube.com/watch?v=WpEJW7N0YII&feature=related

http://ca.youtube.com/watch?v=i8auifzW-BU&feature=related

http://ca.youtube.com/watch?v=rcLxqhzN_BM&feature=related

http://ca.youtube.com/watch?v=1AZrV15job4&feature=related

http://ca.youtube.com/watch?v=kMYycbiX4xE&feature=related

[Winger]

That last youtube video with the sprint cars spinning is awesome. I've never seen that done before.

BTW, the complainers board is milder than the karnac board. Can't believe the SGMP rules thread is there and these are here. :)

[JackTripper]

Here are some alternate meanings for WTF for you:

Wild Turkey Forever
Wet Tomatoes Funky
Wacky Tahitian Frogs
Wrinkled Tennessee Females
Wacky Trees Fall
Why Tampa Fails
Watermelon Toilet Fun
White Texas Fascists

[afr]

Here are some alternate meanings for WTF for you:

Wild Turkey Forever
Wet Tomatoes Funky
Wacky Tahitian Frogs
Wrinkled Tennessee Females
Wacky Trees Fall
Why Tampa Fails
Watermelon Toilet Fun
White Texas Fascists

lol:ernaehrung004: shoot learn somthin everyday
i only knew one

[Boneman]

There are a couple of reasons. First, its hard to get rowdy when you are on your best behavior. Second, some of the colorful characters from the old board have been seldom seen, or have not come to the new one at all. Moe? Ray 62? Lurkin? Tweety16? Don N?, JohnX90?

[afr]

yep same goes on the track a lot of good names just not there any more

i think they must be boatin
http://ca.youtube.com/watch?v=xXk1oDKUImA&feature=RecentlyWatched&page=1&t=t&f=b

[ocalasp76]

The one not here that I really miss is ol skinny legs hisself-----
DOODEWAMP:ernaehrung004:
--------JIM-----

[Rick Williamson]

I too miss those old trouble makers. One or two registed and posted back to me after I said something like this before. But then they are almost never posting on here again. But like John (mouth from the north) once he got that ASA official backed up to the fence and had one or two other stupid blowups. I think his lawyer put a mussel on his mouth. Besides it's hard to get going when your have on that coat and tie that Jack makes us put on.:aetsch013:

[JackTripper]

I actually think it's a good thing John "push around the ASA officials" doesn't post online any more. Kidding of course, but he did himself more harm than good by posting online.

In my humble opinion of course. I know he turned me off from wanting to go to his track.

[AB195]

People log on all day but not much posting happens. Whats it take to get some good discussion going?
Kind-of a slow time of the year, it is.
In contrast, I've logged onto a Major League Baseball Team website forum, when that team was headed to the playoffs last season.
I logged on, read the post, and wanted to respond to the post, as normally should follow.
Typing up the the response, and the time it took, and by the time it took to post it, (not kidding) 214 more post had been made, and another 1878 responses had been driven onboard. All in the span of 4 minutes.
Thought to myself, what on earth could I have even have offered that was not already thought of. Someone else had obviously hit it already. Time and again.
But to this Board, don't worry, it will get heated in it's own way, not 214 post's in 4 minutes, but in a scaled-down version I must add.

[ps11]

who owns this board anyway? is it Jack Smith or someone else?

[JackTripper]

Jack Smith sold out and now this board is owned by a consortium of the biggest power brokers the sport knows - Tony Stewart, Richard Petty, Brian France, Ward Burton, Greg Sacks, Bobby Hillin, Chad Little, Morgan Shepherd and of course - Boneman.

Once a year they meet in the Himalayas at a secret location to review this message board and plot it's general direction for improvements in the user experience. After a secret handshake, slight blood extraction via leeches and a spell in a sweat lodge, they kill a goat, drink its blood and return to Central Florida and boom - new message board.

True story or my name isn't AB195.

http://www.baderbros.com/DSCN1314.JPG

[gcue]

Those are the same people that have purchased Sunshine Speedway, which will be re-opening in the near future.

[Boneman]

For the record, I bought out Morgan Shepard and Bobby Hillin. They owned 19%, so it was the best $25 I've ever spent.

Can you imagine the whole sweat lodge thing with Tony Stewart? Yecchhh!

[Rick Williamson]

How I know why I dislike Tony so much.:anim_pound:

[Winger]

Now I'm not a huge Tony fan but I bet if he ran a website you could say almost anything you want. As long as it's not about him. And have a feeling he'd say plenty also.

[Osmosis Jones]

Hmmmm....

Kinda like it is......now.

[Winger]

Yeah OJ, kinda like now except I think Tony wouldn't care about what you say about the tracks. :)

[Todd McCreary]

Don N?

you whiffed on that'n Rex.

Don hasn't registered, he's just sneaking on and posting under Sandy's name.

which i'm pretty sure is illegal according to board rules. :grinser010:

[ovalracer44]

Ab195 told me my mom was a hooker and my dad was an abusive alcoholic. Thats why im a bad driver.

[Osmosis Jones]

Well, Roger would know.......he regularly abuses alcoholic hookers.

Hey Rog let's get a six pack and go cruisin' the OBT tomorrow night, bud!




heeheeheeheehee......................

[Todd McCreary]

Ab195 told me my mom was a hooker and my dad was an abusive alcoholic. Thats why im a bad driver.

no, your Fetal Alcohol Syndrome (http://www.cdc.gov/ncbddd/fas/) is because your mom was the drunk. i can't explain your dad being a hooker ... but we could probably find him some work. (http://4qracing.homestead.com/~site/Scripts_NewGuest/NewGuest.dll?CMD=CMDGetViewEntriesPage&STYLE=tech/&ENTRYID=&FORWARDFLAG=true&GBID=15264051&DISPLAY=29&TARGETURL=DEFAULT&EMAILADDRESS=ENC__08a5d21b54536b509d8c7f4af3d581c2 6e6b2e6e6574&EM=false&CUSTOMVALUE=false&H_H=1753039407)

[ovalracer44]

Well, Roger would know.......he regularly abuses alcoholic hookers.

Hey Rog let's get a six pack and go cruisin' the OBT tomorrow night, bud!




heeheeheeheehee......................

Osmosis! Stay off Orange Blossom Trail! Think a carolinian wouldnt know about that?

[Osmosis Jones]

To the OBT and it's many worldly attractions!

Cheers!


Beware of the shy hooker with the deep, deep voice.

That's not a wad of bills in his/her pocket.........:)

[ovalracer44]

I had never seen a hooker in real life until a trip down OBT. I dated a girl in titusville for a year and a half back around 02 and 03. We were talking one night and I told her I had never seen a hooker in person, so she showed me OBT. it was hysterical!!!

[afr]

please what you live under your car
never seen a hooker
lol

[ovalracer44]

I was about 20 at the time and dead serious I had never seen a hooker in person. I have seen some skanky ho's around my hometown here, but never a street walking pro.

[AB195]

Osmosis! Stay off Orange Blossom Trail! Think a carolinian wouldnt know about that?
Thank alot guys, for stacking the crap on top of me.
Hope this is all fun and kidding around.
I was merely joking to 44 about the other stuff, nothing to be
taken seriously, though.
Glad it's just fun and games.

No OBT for this here man, never have, but...............

If you gentleman want to go to Cancun, Mexico, you could probably
take care of your business----your business----down in the business district.

Not that I would know, but from what I've been told.....................

Has great Golf Courses down there, that's what I did.

[ovalracer44]

AB it was nice to meet you saturday. It was fun cutting up and enjoying being at a race track. Something that doesnt seem to happen much anymore

[AB195]

It's all good, as it should be--nothing deviate.
Nice to meet you too, Bud.
The local Raceways wish you were here more often.
For more competition.
The Mini-Stock Class welcomes your presence!
R.

[JackTripper]

Just remember, if there is one thing AB195 knows, it's hookers, in particular how to get rid of the bodies.