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Winger
07-14-2008, 08:47 PM
Sign up your ladies and get involved!

As you may already know, it is a sin for a Muslim male to see any woman
other than his wife naked. He must commit suicide if he does. So next
Saturday, 7/26/08, at 4 PM Eastern Time, all American women are asked to walk
out of their house completely naked to help weed out any neighborhood terrorists.
Circling your block for one hour is recommended for this anti-terrorist
effort.

All patriotic men are to position themselves in lawn chairs in front of
their house to prove they are not Muslims, and to demonstrate they think its
okay to see nude women other than their wife, and to show support for all
American women. Since Islam also does not approve of alcohol, a cold 6-pack
at your side is further proof of your anti-Muslim sentiment.

The American government appreciates your efforts to root out terrorists and
applauds your participation in this anti-terrorist activity. God bless
America !

It is your patriotic duty to pass this on. If you don't send this to at
least 5 people you're a terrorist sympathizing lily-livered coward and are
in the position of posing as a national threat!

ocalasp76
07-14-2008, 09:30 PM
There is a flaw in your plan though Winger.
There are some women that if I saw naked, would cause me to commit suicide. Example below.........:sprachlos020:
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NO ROSEY NO!!!!!!!!!

john tenney
07-15-2008, 06:50 AM
LOL I love this topic.

My neighborhood would be pretty good for this - haven't seen any "Rosies" around here ;)

ovalracer44
07-15-2008, 09:07 AM
LOL I love this topic.

My neighborhood would be pretty good for this - haven't seen any "Rosies" around here ;)

I thought you lived close to bithlo? :sprachlos020: NOOOOOOOO.

john tenney
07-15-2008, 09:08 AM
about 5 miles west.

We have some hotties in our neighborhood!

Winger
07-15-2008, 10:43 AM
There is a flaw in your plan though Winger.
There are some women that if I saw naked, would cause me to commit suicide. Example below.........:sprachlos020:
------JIM------
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NO ROSEY NO!!!!!!!!!

HeHe, I know there are a few flaws in this plan. I'm planning on taking it easy on the beer and watch with an empty stomach until it's all over. My wife just laughed at me when I tried signing her up. She hasn't stopped yet. :) Actually, I'll be on my way to Volusia so I should be in the Ocala area around 4:00 PM. Might have to take some side streets through Ocala and check out the sights. :)