Jogging With Bill

[Jim Fenton]

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Bill Clinton started jogging near his
new home in Chappaqua.

But on each run he happened to jog
past a hooker standing on the same
street corner, day after day.


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With some apprehension he braced
himself as he approached her for what
was most certainly to follow.

"Fifty dollars!" she would cry
out from the curb.


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"No, Five dollars!" fired back Clinton..
This ritual between Bill and the
hooker continued for days.

He'd run by and she'd yell,
"Fifty dollars!" And he yelled back,
"Five dollars!"

One day Hillary decided to
accompany her husband on his jog!

As the jogging couple neared the problematic
street corner, Bill realized the "pro" would
bark her $50 offer and Hillary would wonder
what he'd been doing on his past outings.

He realized he should have a darn good
explanation for the junior Senator.

As they jogged into the turn that would
take them past the corner, Bill became
more apprehensive.

Sure enough, there was the hooker!
Bill tried to avoid the prostitute's eyes
as she watched the pair jog past.

Then, from the sidewalk, the hooker
yelled...

See what you get for five bucks!?"


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[Winger]

These are great. My sister is a Hillary supporter in NY. I keep passing these and similar others on to her. She had to rub my face in it when Hillary won NY. I just kept passing on these jokes. Now she hardly speaks to me. :) She'll get over it. We both enjoy good humor. Keep them coming.

[Jim Fenton]

Then your sister will definitely want to get in on this petition.

I usually don't pass along these 'add your name' lists that appear in my
e-mail, but this one is too important ... This one has been circulating for
months and months. Please do not delete ... if you don't want to sign, at
least keep it going!

To show your support for Hillary and encourage her on
her run for President of the United States in 2008, please add your name
to the rapidly growing list below and send it on to your entire e-mail list


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1. Bill
2. Chelsea
3.

[Winger]

It's on it's way. :)

[john tenney]

Dang that first picture looked like my exwife when I married her. Of course she looks like the second one now ...