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Jim Fenton
02-03-2008, 01:25 PM
In case you missed this in the paper..............

Dear Ann Landers,

I am a crack dealer in Beaumont , Texas , who has recently been diagnosed as a carrier of HIV virus.

One of my sisters lives in Pflugerville and is married to a transvestite.

My parents, who live in Fort Worth, have recently been arrested for growing and selling marijuana.
They are financially dependent on my other two sisters, who are prostitutes in Dallas .

I have two brothers: one is currently serving a non-parole life
sentence at Huntsville for the murder of a teenage boy in 1994. My other
brother is currently in jail awaiting charges of sexual misconduct with his
three children.

I have recently become engaged to marry a former prostitute who lives
in Longview . She is a part-time "working girl."

All things considered, my problem is this: I love my fiancé and look
forward to bringing her into the family. I certainly want to be totally open
and honest with her.

Should I tell her about my cousin who supports Hillary Clinton for President?

Signed,

Worried About My Reputation...
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john tenney
02-03-2008, 02:51 PM
:D Excellent