a FASCAR rules haiku

[Boneman]

Since we are all on our best behavior, and going out of our way not to be offensive, I have decided to raise an objection. Instead of my normal crabbing, I'll be a true gentlemen and write it using the Japanese poetry form of Haiku.

No rules are posted.
Time grows short, we need guidance.
Frustration burns me.

[ovalracer44]

Hey boneman

You'r wifes in the bed
you are not, why are you not
you should be there too.

[Boneman]

Ok Kevin. Say it with me: "5 syllables, 7 syllables, 5 syllables".

If they don't listen to my haiku, I'll have to break out the limericks.

[ovalracer44]

There was a man named Boneman
Who wished he had a rule book.
"My car needs work"
Said the Boneman
Are six pound flywheels still legal?

[Boneman]

An oval racer named Kevin,
Got beat, 'cause he car wasn't revvin.
He feared dirty tricks,
Like a flywheel of six,
While Kevin himself ran a seven!

Congratulations dude, you are the first racer I've ever written a poem about. Jeez, I gotta get off this computer!

[JackTripper]

can't find karnac rules
unpopular posts removed
no more sacred cows

[JackTripper]

old board missed by some
interface from the 90s
thank you internet

[ovalracer44]

Down south in a town Titusville,
resides a man with bones on his car.
With close inspection of his wheel,
I found tires softer than tar.

Went to find a man who runs tech,
saw him in his hand a beer can.
Thought to myself what the heck,
when he accused me of no floor pan.

The deck is stacked for car eighty five,
said the driver of a road racing pinto.
Things in that black car are alive,
but the 10 car has a nose for too much aero.

Who writes the rules in this state,
here comes Mr Hart. to dictate.

He boneman here is a sonnet for you

[JackTripper]

south carolina
ovalracer44
have you lost your way

[Winger]

I think it's obvious why I never cared for haiku. But if Ovalracer and Bones continue to write poetry like this, I'll have a complete aversion to poetry. Please don't start writing songs guys. :)

[M_Seay10]

you guys really need to get a life

[ovalracer44]

Jack tripper you know,
I have no marbles to show
Im koo koo for sure

[JackTripper]

yellow 44
may be slow witted at times
not so slow on track

[ovalracer44]

too funny

http://youtube.com/watch?v=P1w7Fh7VNto

[Todd McCreary]

who needs rules? i prefer principles.



Drive_________Corner
Fast___________Hard
DIE WITH YOUR
HELMET ON




that's the advice Hindman gives me anyways. :grinser010:

[ovalracer44]

The electrathon
Small cars with no horsepower
Perfect for boneman