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tunafan
09-09-2010, 10:06 PM
My Life As A Racecar Driver by: Duane Kelly

The Ones Who Over Pay by: Strait up

They Call Him Boneman I call him DAD By: Tunaman

Im In It To Win It by: alterego 05

Obama Made America by: boneman



sorry for any i might haov forgotten

Bigbuck
09-10-2010, 06:21 AM
My Life As A Racecar Driver by: Duane Kelly

The Ones Who Over Pay by: Strait up

They Call Him Boneman I call him DAD By: Tunaman

Im In It To Win It by: alterego 05

Obama Made America by: boneman



sorry for any i might haov forgotten
HMMMMM! Must be 2 Tanaman on here. Even though, as scary as it is, we seem to agree on a couple things lately, I will NEVER, NOT EVER, SORRY, NOT EVEN ONCE call Boney DAD!! At this time and in the forseeable future, I won't call him at all!!!

Bigbuck
09-10-2010, 06:23 AM
" You need to qualify that statement with names" by: Detective Boneman

Boneman
09-10-2010, 07:13 AM
You are angry because I challenged you when you were spreading a lie that was intended to hurt the local tracks. When you were unable to provide any facts to support your story, you went on the attack against me to direct attention away from what you did.

Bigbuck
09-10-2010, 01:02 PM
You are angry because I challenged you when you were spreading a lie that was intended to hurt the local tracks. When you were unable to provide any facts to support your story, you went on the attack against me to direct attention away from what you did.

You are a liar!!!!!! And you and all the little Boneys (Big crowd, at least 6, one of them arent even here anymore)!! went on the attack against me because I was man enough to tell you flat out, plain and simple that I don't like you and still dont. What I said was simply a suggestion to Rick Bristol, not you. By the way Rick sent me a personal email and said he hought it was a good idea, to try to call former drivers. My point was idiot, if this friend of mine that got screwed ahd been called i know he would be racing there today. Now lets see, Straightup tells about 17 fan, my friend generated 6-10 every week, wow! that means there would be up to 27 fans, do that 10 times, well even you can do the math, maybe. Once again, Boney, YOU are the one that stuck your nose where it didnt belong, I owe you no explanation for anything so forget it.

Bigbuck
09-10-2010, 01:05 PM
Oh boney, by the way, the $2 t-shirts, all of the (i saw 2) were pathetic. Looked like a 5 yr old made them. Thanks for the laughs

Boneman
09-10-2010, 01:24 PM
Yell all you want. Anyone who has been paying attention knows that you are full of crap.

Bigbuck
09-10-2010, 06:20 PM
Yell all you want. Anyone who has been paying attention knows that you are full of crap.
Not yelling Boney, you just can't stand the truth. I challenged you on another post, you and Straightup, he likes his nose in other peoples business too like you. Come over, Racingron will go wit us and talk to the guy that got screwed at OSW. If I'm lieing I'll buy you a set of tires, if not you apoligize for your lies on here about me? When its all said and done, with my friends permission I'll post his name, I guarantee 80% of the people at NSS and OSW have the utmost respect for him. Many have known him for 20-40 yrs. He's in the NASCAR hall of fame for car builders, had some of the most famous drivers in Northern Mods drive for him. All of the Bodines, Eddie Flemke, Bugsy Stevens and many others. He got screwed at osw and thats that. I'll say again, if someone had called him he would be there still, that was my point moron, call some of the ones not racing now, maybe a couple will come back, you demamded names , to h with you. What are you, some kind of private investigator or something?? so come on over, lets prove who is lieing and who isnt.

Boneman
09-10-2010, 08:22 PM
The initial lie you were spreading was that Jason boyd was DQ'd for not following the pace car through oil dry. You were saying this hogwash with the intent of hurting the tracks reputation. You act like the identity of the driver was some big mystery. The race director who made the call remembers that night and why he was DQ'd, so does the starter who was working on the stand. I talked to both of these guys, he was DQ'd for brake checking, jumping starts, etc. Its nothing like the lie you insist on spreading.

I could care less about talking to the car owner. His car got thrown out, so his opinion will be as distorted and biased as yours.

Of all the people I've met in 36 years of racing, you have less "Integrity" than anyone else. You enthusiasticly distort facts, tell blatent lies and spread discontent. I won't take it. When you lie, I will continue to challenge you.

UREZ2PASS
09-10-2010, 11:10 PM
In this corner standing at 5'8" weighing in at 165 lbs the lean mean humor machine, Boneman.

In the opposing corner standing at 6'4" weighing in at 225 lbs. of broad shoulders and muscle mass, Tunaman

ding-ding !


I'll take Tuna for $100.

Boneman
09-10-2010, 11:34 PM
How about NSS, tomorrow night, start finish line?

Boneman
09-11-2010, 12:12 AM
Hey EZ, you are an annonymous instigator. I think you are full of it too. You and your "pocket full of money". B.S.

Hired Gun
09-11-2010, 09:49 AM
ID donate 500 to charity to be the ref for this one!!!!

flraceguy
09-11-2010, 11:25 AM
In this corner standing at 5'8" weighing in at 165 lbs the lean mean humor machine, Boneman.


ding-ding !


I'll take Tuna for $100.

165... Are you sure that this is the same Boneman....

ROFLMAO...

Bigbuck
09-11-2010, 05:30 PM
The initial lie you were spreading was that Jason boyd was DQ'd for not following the pace car through oil dry. You were saying this hogwash with the intent of hurting the tracks reputation. You act like the identity of the driver was some big mystery. The race director who made the call remembers that night and why he was DQ'd, so does the starter who was working on the stand. I talked to both of these guys, he was DQ'd for brake checking, jumping starts, etc. Its nothing like the lie you insist on spreading.

I could care less about talking to the car owner. His car got thrown out, so his opinion will be as distorted and biased as yours.

Of all the people I've met in 36 years of racing, you have less "Integrity" than anyone else. You enthusiasticly distort facts, tell blatent lies and spread discontent. I won't take it. When you lie, I will continue to challenge you.
so you're saying the race director screwed up and would admit iT?? IT doesnt really matter anyhow, my POINT was a call to former drivers MIGHT get some back, Rick Bristol even liked the idea. Now that you brought out Jason Boyds name, FASCAR was dq him every chance they got. Then when he hooks up with a big money outfit he gets away with murder. Look Boney, I don't care wether you agree with me or no, I don't know who appointed you the sheriff any how, you're nothing to me, so live in your own little world of make believe. Challenge me? I dont consider you a challenge. I guarantee you if I lowered myself to your standards and revealed the car owner, he would have more respected racers in his corner than you will ever live to have. This got nasty because you called me a liar, I've asked you to meet me, call me, youre a coward. The FACT remains, FASCARscrewed up, BECAUSE it was Jason Boyd, remember, you named him first. FASCAR DQ'D him because AFTER he refused to drive through the speedy dry, they said he tried to run over the flag man!! As i said, if Jason Boyd, love him or hate him, tried to run over the flag man, the flag man would of been run over. Regardless of what version you like, the fact remains sir, if ONE person had called the owner, who raced there for years, he would still be there. 8-10 people a week for 6 yrs. I'm not surprised you wouldnt talk to him, you live in your little world of 5-6 people that think you god, and thats your little safety bubble. Thats fine, go race your ugly mini-stock, against 3 other cars and brag about all of the top 5's you get. What a joke!!

Bigbuck
09-11-2010, 05:39 PM
In this corner standing at 5'8" weighing in at 165 lbs the lean mean humor machine, Boneman.

In the opposing corner standing at 6'4" weighing in at 225 lbs. of broad shoulders and muscle mass, Tunaman

ding-ding !


I'll take Tuna for $100.
Hey EZ, I told you you'd get bashed if Boney thought you and I were friends, sorry. I must confess though, I'm no 6'4", does anyone honestly think they have to be to stand up to Boney?? Trust me EZ, if he wont even meet me, he's nothing!! I'm a fat old 62 yr old man!! What a coward.but dont wasn't yout time trying to arrange a meeting between him and I, I've asked him half a dozen times, he's a coward except here on his puter! Anyhow, I'm done with him, he doesnt deserve the energy. Just another wanna be for fans like me to go laugh at. Lets see, did he say he was 2nd in points at OSW? Great accomplishment, 3 steady mins there?? Thats why he said he likes a small field. Hey, tell you what, lets me match that $100 and we'll go get some good T-Shirts made and have a few drinks??

Bigbuck
09-11-2010, 05:41 PM
165... Are you sure that this is the same Boneman....

ROFLMAO...
Dwayne, 165 lbs., EZ meant from the shoulders up!!!!! Thats his swollen up head!!

UREZ2PASS
09-11-2010, 09:58 PM
Boneman,

I really don't have to justify anything to you on this website. If I need to justify anything to you, I'll do it in person - period.

Maybe you should seek counseling for your deep seated anger at anyone who dares to throw a little humor your way. You are not the only comedian on Karnac.

Ease up pal, see you at the races.

Oh, and paint your cars with a spray gun instead of a paint brush - people will take you a little more serious. If you are nice to Tuna, maybe he will buy you some number decals and a cool professionally made t-shirt. ( this is humor - not a personal attack )

As far as Tunaman, I've made peace with him, because I thought it was the right thing to do.

Boneman
09-12-2010, 12:12 AM
Yawn....Zzzz....

Bigbuck
09-12-2010, 01:11 AM
Yawn....Zzzz....
Congrats Boney, you can have the last word, why? Its the first thing I've seen you say that makes sence!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Sorry EZ, nope, never, not ever , will I buy him decals!! but how about us all chiping in and buying him a better paint brush??



OH MY ACHING TUNA!!

Boneman
09-12-2010, 08:57 AM
27 lies in the above few posts. That is a new record even for a habitual liar like yourself. Its safe to say that everything that comes out of your mouth is at best wildly destorted, and at worst a blatent lie. Congratulations!

Bigbuck
09-12-2010, 03:55 PM
27 lies in the above few posts. That is a new record even for a habitual liar like yourself. Its safe to say that everything that comes out of your mouth is at best wildly destorted, and at worst a blatent lie. Congratulations!
Hey Boney, anyone ever tell you how cute you are when you're angry?? Sorry though, I'm not that way. But damn, I do enjoy pissing you off!!! LOLAnother short story suggestion, this one is REAL short!!

"How to make Boney mad in 10 secs.!!: By Tunaman